Okay, can I just say, while I was watching him do this I couldn’t stop thinking about Ashton being your friend and he agreed to give you your first kiss. So he’s walking you through it, counting down to the moment before your lips touch.
MY FRIEND IS IN LA RN AND SHE TWEETED “this target worker looks so much like Ashton Irwin.” AND ME AND MY FRIEND TWEETED HER BACK TELLING HER ABOUT THE TARGET THING THEYRE DOING TODAY AND SHE WAS LIKE FLIPPING SHIT BC SHE DIDNT KNOW AND SO SHE DIDNT GET TO LIKE TALK TO HIM OR ANYTHING BC SHE LEFT BEFORE SHE KNEW BUT IM JUST SO HAPPY BC SOMEONE WHO I KNOW AND WHO IVE TOUCHED AND LAUGHED WITH HAS INDIRECTLY BEEN IN ASHTON IRWINS PRESENCE
I think part of the reason im so into bands and shows and movies and books is because i rather just fill myself with those things than admit that im really lonely and not happy and want to cry most of the time.
this is the most accurate description of my life i’ve ever seen
[aGGRESIVELY BOOPS COMPUTER SCREEN]